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Here’s the Trailer for Brad Pitt’s New Movie, ‘World War Z’

OK, so reason number one this movie’s entirely unrealistic: Brad Pitt is way too good-looking for his movie-wife. She’s pretty alright, but she’s definitely kind of plain. She’s a plain Jane, and it just doesn’t fit. Which probably means she’s going to die in the first fifteen minutes of the movie, like Will Smith’s wife did in that other zombie movie, ‘I Am Legend’.

Two? I feel like the first thirty seconds of the clip is a badly-filmed PSA for safe city driving. Or bicycling. Like, “Hey, watch your ass on that bike, young man, or a buff and hot Brad Pitt’s going to come and kick your ass.” Or something.

Three? Brad Pitt’s character’s name is Jerry. Or Gerry. Actually, come to think of it, it’s probably Gerry, because Gerry is way, way worse than Jerry. Sorry, Gerrys.

Four. Is his boss’s name Terry? Seriously?

Last—whatever. I’m still totally going to see it. It’s got action, Brad Pitt, disaster on a global scale, and explosions. In short, it’s going to be a masterpiece, not unlike that of ‘The Day After Tomorrow’, which had action, Dennis Quaid, disaster on a global scale, and explosions. Oh, and snow.

And also, God, Brad Pitt is so hot.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at War Over Billy Bob Thornton

Posted by Adam

BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been arguing again.

According to reports, Pitt is furious that Jolie secretly recorded her ex-husband’s new TV series Elementary.

Their argument, sources say, started after Angelina tuned in to the show’s first episode on Sept. 27, telling Brad that she wanted to “critique Jonny’s acting performance and see how he’s aged”.

“Afterward, Angelina told Brad that she thought the show was so bad she could barely make it through the entire episode,” said the source.

“But later Brad discovered that Angie had been recording Elementary behind his back and then watching the episodes when he wasn’t around.

“Her daughters Zahara and Shiloh have a crush on Jonny, and Angelina’s boys think the show is cool too. Of course, when Brad found out their kids were fans of Jonny’s show, it made him even more furious!

“It took some swift talk­ing on Angelina’s part, but she was eventually able to calm Brad down. She reassured him that her heart belongs to him and that Jonny isn’t a threat to their relationship.”

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Brad Pitt’s Chanel Ad is Spoofed Again, By a Dog This Time

OK, so is it safe to say that Brad Pitt‘s joke of a Chanel ad was probably the most-spoofed thing this month? Because Brad Pitt’s joke of a Chanel ad was definitely the most-spoofed thing this month.

It all really speaks for itself—a dog spoofs Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad, and the results are … well, they’re cute. A hell of a lot better than the SNL thing, to say the least.

And don’t think I missed the Kennel No.5 thing. Because that was the funniest thing of all.


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