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Katy Perry Looks Kitty Purry In Pink Hair And A Cat Mask

We know it would be cliche to say that Katy Perry looks purrfect in her Halloween get up, but, you know what, she does! We can’t deny (adorable) reality! Perry visited Real Radio studios in Manchester, England today rocking lipstick-colored hair and a gold-and-baby-blue feline face mask. Katy looks so good, it’s spooky. Perry’s low-key costume strikes the perfect balance between cute, sexy and scary: cute because of the cat mask, sexy because it’s Katy Perry, scary because the things we would do to get our hands on that coat are unspeakable. Unspeakable.


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Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant And Punny


I know, America. Between Kris and Kim’s divorce and this announcement, today’s celebrity news is Obvs 101. But Jessica Simpson deserves points for creativity. She knows that we know. But she also knows that we know that nothing’s real until she tweets it or sells the story to a magazine. She opted for tweeting “!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!!” with a link to her BeautyMint site, where she posted a photo of her holding her belly and looking strangely hot as a mummy in lace with the caption, “It’s true — I am going to be a mummy.”

Not exactly the classy Beyoncé/VMA red-carpet pose, but we’ll take it. And every time JSimps shows she has a sense of humor about herself, we want to hug her. So does the rest of the world, apparently, because her website crashed from the onslaught of viewers probably not rushing to buy her skincare line. (This is an odd sales tactic: I wanted to see pictures of your baby bump, but now that I’m here, I DO want to know how you can make my fine lines disappear!) Maybe sales of lotions will make up for her apparently not getting that $500,000 magazine deal?

[Photos: BeautyMint.com, Splash News Online]

Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Join The Short Marriage Club

Looks like Kim Kardashian’s divorce from new husband Kris Humphries is now official. “After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” Kim said in a statement to E! News. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.” Meanwhile, Kris sounds a lot less thrilled about the turn of events, saying in a statement, “I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.” They still had that new marriage smell, too!

While Kim and Kris might be about to sign those divorce papers only 72 days after their nuptials, they are nowhere near the first celebrity couple to bail out of their wedding bliss just weeks or months after walking down the aisle. From Mario Lopez to Britney Spears, Bradley Cooper to Lisa Marie Presley (twice!), let’s look back at our favorite shortest Hollywood marriages:

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